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August 2014
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Who ran the fastest during the Snatchers scene?

July 2014
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meridadunbroch asked

brooklyn nine-nine please god PLEASE I COULD DIE (for hp headcanons!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

littlemoretouchme:

  •  jake, amy and rosa are gryffindors (the sorting hat considers ravenclaw for jake and slytherin for rosa but puts amy is gryffindor right away) and gina is a ravenclaw and boyle is a puff
  • terry and hagrid co-teach care of magical creatures together. terry is half giant, like hagrid and they’re basically best friends and they knit together and his daughters call hagrid uncle hagrid. terry lives off of campus so he can spend more time with his daughters and wife but when his daughters are old enough to go to hogwarts he’s going to try and convince his wife to let him a build a hut next to hagrid’s for them to live in but idk if she’s going to go for it
  • when amy gets sorted into gryffindor all her brothers (who are mostly all gryffindors except for one brother in ravenclaw and one in slytherin) cheer super loud. well besides for the ravenclaw and slytherin one who boo 
  • holt is headmaster and it’s his first year as headmaster when jake, amy, rosa, gina and boyle are first years and when he introduces himself and makes his speech about what he wants to accomplish as headmaster amy and jake are both internally like “father figure alert” but jake pretends to not be listening while amy is openly like THIS MAN IS MY HERO. and holt makes a joke like “you know the hardest part of being the first OPENLY gay headmaster of hogwarts? everyone knows you’re gay” and amy laughs way too loud and goes “very good joke headmaster” and jake (who is sitting across from her and next to rosa) turns to rosa and goes “what a nerd” and rosa just stares at him and goes “she has 7 brothers i would shut up if i was you…. but also yeah she’s a nerd” and amy is like “i can hear you also i can handle myself it’s not my brothers you need to worry about” and rosa is like “i like you” and jake is like “sorry” and that’s how the three of them become friends
  • first year during charms teddy pulls a seamus and sets his feather on fire. jake is literally nowhere near it but boyle throws himself over jake to protect him thus, their friendship is born
  •  boyle sleepwalks and one night he sleepwalks into the kitchen and starts cooking shit and holt catches him but the stuff he made is so good the next morning he asks him if he wouldn’t mind actually doing some of the cooking for the school
  • rosa and amy make the quidditch team their 3rd year (rosa as a beater and amy chaser) and jake makes it his 4th year as seeker. amy actually only tries out to get her brothers to shut up about how she couldn’t do it but she ends up loving it the most and being the best and she eventually becomes captain. 
  •  jake and gina were both muggleborns and childhood best friends and gina was kind of shitty at muggle school bc she just slept through all her classes and she does that here too but when teachers call on her she always gets the answer right but when they’re like “how did you know that/justify your answer” she’s just like “it’s a vibe i’m getting” she’s particularly good at divination and potions
  • jake Worships the marauders and is obsessed with trying to find every passage way in the school. amy is very against this but somehow gets talked into going exploring with him like, every night
  •  gina is so good at reading people that her and jake convince people she can actually read minds and charge people for her services
  •  jake is always convinced something fishy is going on bc he’s obsessed with trying to solve mysteries (80% of the time he’s right and something actually is going on) but everyone is always like “calm down peralta you’re not harry potter”
  • amy is an Amazing student so much so that holt asks her if she could tutor some students. at first she’s really bad at it and loses her cool a lot but she ends up being really good at it
  • holt is really fond of gina and they have weekly meetings in his office and none of them know what they do or talk about but amy is really jealous
  •  i’m not saying rosa starts a hogwarts fight club but she totally starts a hogwarts fight club
  •  also she’s really super protective of the gang and beats up a lot of people who talk shit about them (because, they’re kind of lame) but she never tells them she does that also she like??? never uses magic to fight people she’s all about doing it the old fashion way- with her fists
  • one time the gang (sans amy, because trying to find secret passageways is one thing but this is just dumb) sneak into the forbidden forest after hours bc jake is convinced the school is hiding zombies??? boyle actually believes him, gina is just bored and rosa likes going into the forbidden forest anyways. but they get caught and have detention for a month and all of their parents send them howlers except jake’s parents don’t and it makes holt oddly sad so he sends him one instead except it’s just holt in a monotone going “i’m disappointed” and jake acts embarrassed but it secretly half warms his heart and half makes him sad cause holt is disappointed in him and that sucks but also holt sent him a howler saying he was disappointed in him and it’s such a dad thing to do and he’s like holt is literally my dad this is great
  • amy dates teddy during 4th year and they have a very tame and lame break up the summer before 5th year. jake has always kind of been in love with amy even if he didn’t realize it until she started dating teddy. and i’m not saying jake and amy get together after jake serenades her with a tswift song (she doesn’t even know who tswift is) in the great hall but i’m not saying they don’t either

July 2014
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hp memeeight quotes [8/8] » "Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also."

July 2014
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Tom Felton: A Tour of Diagon Alley

July 2014
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highgayden:

Luke Pasqualino as Sirius Black and Avan Jogia as Regulus Black

July 2014
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anondracomalfoy:

Uhm no, let’s talk about why Neville Longbottom is a beautiful character and why I wish more people admired him.

  • Neville Longbottom came from an emotionally abusive home; he was constantly made to feel as though he was not only good enough for Gryffindor, but to be called his parents’ son, either. Even Minerva McGonagall noticed this, for she made a statement towards the end of the series that she was going to contact Neville’s grandmother in regards to the things she’d said about her grandson and his Transfiguration grades.
  • Neville’s family thought he was a Squib, and there’s plenty of insinuation that his family was embarrassed and almost ashamed of this, given the multiple occasions where they tried to force Neville to show signs of magic (occasions that were extremely risky to his own damn life, thank you very much). It was only discovered that he possessed magical abilities when one of his family members dangled him outside a window.
  • Neville was the butt of many jokes; even more so than this, really. For most of the series, so many people failed to take him seriously. It was more than just Draco Malfoy and his gang of Slytherin friends picking on Neville—even members of his own House seemed to turn him into a laughing stock. Harry and Ron joined in on this occasion more than once; particularly in the fourth book when Ron cracked some joke about how no one would ever want to go to the Yule Ball with Neville, and Harry chimed in and laughed.
  • As if that wasn’t enough, Neville also had to endure bullying from one of his teachers. This experience was so severely detrimental to the young boy’s character and already low self-confidence that said teacher became his boggart. His greatest fear was a professor who humiliated and embarrassed him multiple times throughout the course of a week.
  • Neville literally had to sit through a class explaining Unforgivable Curses without being able to vent to anyone his own age about how much it bothered him because of his own parents.
  • NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM WAS ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE TO SIGN UP FOR DUMBLEDORE’S ARMY. I REPEAT: NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM WAS ONE OF THE FIRST TO SIGN UP FOR DUMBLEDORE’S ARMY. This is huge! You have this kid who everyone thinks is clumsy and ridiculous and who no one really takes seriously willingly offering himself up to a student-led organization dedicated to practicing defensive spells.
  • Neville’s parents will probably never remember who he is, and yet he goes to visit them and pockets the wrappers his mother gives him because they’re probably the only gifts he’ll receive from her.
  • Neville’s proud to be his parents’ kid and damn it he loves them so much even though they can’t remember who he is. He’s living through all this pain of knowing that his parents are physically there but mentally vacant, and that is heart-breaking.
  • Neville was tortured by the same woman who tortured his parents to insanity and mocked him about it the entire time.
  • Neville essentially spent his final year at Hogwarts being a bad ass and rallying up a resistance. Who still thinks that Neville’s a simpering lil boy who just forget stuff and is no better than a Squib?? Anyone? WELL THEN LISTEN UP.
  • NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM STOOD IN FRONT OF LORD VOLDEMORT AKA THE DARK LORD AKA THE SCARIEST DARK WIZARD OF ALL TIME AKA THE WIZARD YOU DON’T WANNA FUCK WITH AND TOLD HIM THAT HE WOULD JOIN HIM ONLY WHEN HELL FROZE OVER.
  • LITTLE CLUMSY, INTROVERTED NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM SAID THIS TO LORD VOLDEMORT.
  • Neville Longbottom also destroyed a Horcrux?? Using the Sword of Gryffindor?? Which only true Gryffindors can do??
  • NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM IS AMAZING WHY HAVE WE NOT BUILT STATUES FOR HIM?
  • Seriously though Neville blossomed into this beautiful character and I think there should be like a shrine to him in every city idek.
July 2014
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there’s no such thing as magic!

July 2014
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simplypotterheads:

[THG version]

Used SamAlive's photos from his 'Through the Phone' collection. Please do not remove credit. — Marissol

July 2014
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ewatsondaily:

"I have often said that Hermione is a bit like me when I was younger. I think I was seen by other people as a right little know-it-all, but I hope that it is clear that underneath Hermione’s swottiness there is a lot of insecurity and a great fear of failure".
J.K. Rowling

July 2014
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asongstress:

Remus Lupin’s blue hair-having, rebellious, snogging in dark corners for longer than humanly possible punk child. 

Sirius and James are losing their shit in the afterlife. 

July 2014
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Latest Wizarding News

#!!   #harry potter   
July 2014
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inkyopinions:

Last of the ringleaders of Dumbledore’s Army is, of course, Luna Lovegood (now married to Rolf Scamander, swarthy grandson of celebrated Magizoologist Newt). (x)

*PoC Newt Scamander headcanon intensifies*

and in other news, of course Rita Skeeter is racist as all hell

July 2014
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creganstark:

hp house series     durmstrang

ladies fashion.   fitted and tailored pieces. leather, fur and silver accents. animal prints and metallics. dark colours paired with lighter neutrals. boots and patterned outwear.

July 2014
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boyprincessmanic:

REASONS TO LOVE PROFESSOR MINERVA MCGONAGALL